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Lauras Get Lucky With Lots of Dudes
“A very scientific-sounding survey has determined that ladies with names ending in a have more lifetime sex partners than average, at least in France. Lauras top the list with an average of 9.5, while chaste Thérèses average just 1.1.”
Weird, my name ends in an A….hmmm….
my new pick up line? hi, i’m laura.
no, but really. it’s my real name.